When going to get a shower at a truck stop, I had to wait for the custodian to open the door for the shower room. When he came up, he said he was going to open me up so I could get a shower. I responded "don't you mean, open the door". He said yeah, open you up. I replied that people should be careful what they say before saying it sometimes.

He asked me which one of the clerks at the front said something that they shouldn't have, and I said point blank that YOU ought to be careful on what you say; my son was just killed by a mortar in Iraq!